“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.”

“I do miss Glasgow but Malibu is home now. I love it here and when I do go back to Scotland it takes me a bit of time to acclimatise. I am a spoilt so-and-so. I live in the mountains of Malibu in the most gorgeous house and I phone my mum every day and tell her that I have got bad news - that it is o”