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Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.

Mike Epps

Mike Epps Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Comedian

Born: November 18, 1970
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