Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I think viewers are hungry for shows in which people say something meaningful.
“China has made important contribution to the world economy in terms of total economic output and trade, and the RMB has played a role in the world economic development. But making the RMB an international currency will be a fairly long process.”
“Dread lord and cousin, may the almighty preserve your reverence and lordship in long life and good fortune.”