Anyone can write. But comedy, you've got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
“If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows.”
“Isn't it true that the fault of birth rests somewhat on the child? I believe it's we who led our parents on to bear us, and it's our unborn children who make our flesh itch.”