A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything.
“I offer neither pay, nor quarters, nor food; I offer only hunger, thirst, forced marches, battles and death. Let him who loves his country with his heart, and not merely with his lips, follow me.”
“The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.”