I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame.
“My parents were married 53 years, good and bad. Can I do that? Probably not. But I really hope I can.”
“Even as I stand here and admit that we have made mistakes I still believe that as the people of America sit in judgment on each party, they will recognize that our mistakes were mistakes of the heart. They'll recognize that.”