I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame.
“The United States government first learned of the diversion of the W-88 nuclear warhead design in late 1995.”
“Sometimes it would be nice to just have some red wine with dinner, but it's not worth the risk. I have a great life, a great situation. Why would I want to risk self-destructive behaviour?”