Once I started performing I knew that's what I wanted to do with my life. But you have to work really hard to be a performer.
“Raising the debt ceiling is not additional spending. It is simply saying, you, the United States of America, can continue to borrow the money you need to pay the bills you have already rung up.”
“I don't think I really have any wisdom. Stay out of trouble. Good luck. Stay away from women because they will burn you, haha.”