I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
“'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?”
“I'm going to go down swinging... I'm sure as heck not going to go home and say I had a bad tournament.”