I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
“If you're old enough to have a job and to have a life, you use Facebook exactly as advertised, you look up old friends.”
“I've given birth to five babies and I breastfed every single one of these babies. To think that government has to go out and buy my breast pump for my babies. You wanna talk about the nanny state? I think we just got the new definition of a nanny.”