I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
“I wouldn't have made it past the first round of American Idol auditions. It was months before our first song was recorded. The guys were like, 'Just seeng!' And I was like, 'I don't know how to seeng! Can't I just play the triangle?'”
“The community of poets I belong to is not as close as it used to be, if only for the fact that our lives have become busier: jobs, children, and the like.”