I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?
Rather than hearing from the city council president, you'd hear from sources all across the country.
You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes they would find a fugitive and basically have his house surrounded, and then put out a press release saying he was on the top 10 most wanted list. And 10 minutes later,

