If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.
“I always thought my jaw line was manly. I have this pockmark on my chin from when I was 9. I used to get freaked out about it because people thought it was a pimple. But those are the things I've become really comfortable with as I've gotten older. My scars.”
“There are over 100 entities in the federal government that have something to do with homeland security.”