It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.”
“I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.”