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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain Biography

  Nationality: American
Type: Author

Born: November 30, 1835
Death: April 21, 1910
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“For me, something will come in my head and I'll either end up calling my cell phone to record it, or I'll just pick my guitar up and see what comes out. Sometimes it sucks, sometimes it doesn't. So there's really no set method behind it.”

 

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“I really wanted to find a piano for the farm house. There were so many free pianos on Craigslist, I thought, 'Let's get as many free pianos as we can and stick them all in the barn.' I got eight in a short period of time, only six of which were tunable, but it's still quite funny.”

 

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