“I can teach a chimp how to make linguini and clams. I can't teach a chimp to dream about it and think about how great it is.”

“If a candidate for president said he believed that space aliens dwell among us, would that affect your willingness to vote for him? Personally, I might not disqualify him out of hand; one out of three Americans believe we have had Visitors and, hey, who knows? But I would certainly want to ask a few”