I've written 16 children's books and five unpublished novels. Some of the latter were breathtakingly bad.
“You would like me to say that the veil will be ripped from the voters' eyes sometime between now and November, thereby restoring the proper version of Democracy to the House and Senate. I won't say that, of course. The simple reason is, I don't know.”
“It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.”