I'd love to thwart the Census form, but I want a constitutional basis for doing it - and here's the tricky thing. I think even constitutional purists would tell you that just because something isn't in the Constitution does not mean the government cannot do it.
“An ungrateful man is like a hog under a tree eating acorns, but never looking up to see where they come from.”
“I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek.”