I'd love to thwart the Census form, but I want a constitutional basis for doing it - and here's the tricky thing. I think even constitutional purists would tell you that just because something isn't in the Constitution does not mean the government cannot do it.
“You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but some of them are golden only because we let them slip.”
“It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.”