You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got hit by a mack truck? I realized that my mack truck is food. If I have no sugar, yeast or wine, I have no undereye bags and my skin is perfect.
“Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.”
“We're betting, at this place and this time, we have people ready for change in the state of Maryland.”