I get very excited about my double stroller. Every time I look at it, I get a shot of adrenaline and joy because I think, This is real!
“My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.”
“I'm a five-seasons griller! Did you know I added a new season? Living in Cali, I'm cooking in the yard all the time. I don't care what the weather is like. My hair is impervious to any kind of dampness, so I don't have too much to worry about.”