I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.
“The moment you say, 'Please, give me a reason for this', then you are being impossible and temperamental.”
“Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day, we have a lot of catching up to do.”