I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.
“Even though there's these songs and whoever the hell put it in the internet, if there's any good riffs in them, we raped the songs and put in the new ones.”
“In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.”