I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.
You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
People are complicated; you put two of them together and it's generally a mess, but hopefully a beautiful mess.

