I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail, and I've listed some phone numbers on it. Half the time the battery has gone out so I can't use it.
“We are involved in a life that passes understanding and our highest business is our daily life.”
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.”