I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail, and I've listed some phone numbers on it. Half the time the battery has gone out so I can't use it.
My mother always said that everyone should be required to write an autobiography of their lives.
The rest is a mere matter of detail, to be settled with judgment, discretion, and caution.

