I said, 'Okay, it's the year 2000, I'm getting a computer and a Palm Pilot.' I know how to check my e-mail, and I've listed some phone numbers on it. Half the time the battery has gone out so I can't use it.
“You can't fall in love after 40; you know so much about life that you can't get fooled anymore.”
“I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?”