Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.
“I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on my double back flip right now.”
“I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?”