I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
“I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.”
“Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.”