If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
“Usually I write about what I care about, which is a weakness but I think also a strength.”
“The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you think, 'Hey, if I can do this and get paid, that would be kind of cool.'”