If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
“Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.”
“Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.”