If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'
“Tyler Perry's 'Madea Goes to Jail!' Which, I have to tell you, of everything that I've ever done in my career, that's the only thing that's perked up the ears of my nieces and nephews. That is it, that's done it for them. That made me a bona fide star in their eyes!”
“I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!”