Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
“You know Hollywood is a weird and wonderful place, I didn't know I Dream of Jeanie had been cancelled after 5 years until I went back to go on the lot to pick up some clothes and things I had in my dressing room.”
“Americans need accurate information in order to consider Social Security reform. Too bad the media can't be counted upon to provide it.”