Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
“I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.”
“My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.”