Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
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Nationality: American Type: Cartoonist Born: January 2, 1956 |
“I don't even have voice mail or answering machines anymore. I hate the phone, and I don't want to call anybody back. If I go to hell, it will be a small closet with a telephone in it, and I will be doomed and destined for eternity to return phone calls.”
“Therefore God is one, if that which admits of so great power can be nothing else: and yet those who deem that there are many gods, say that they have divided their functions among themselves; but we will discuss all these matters at their proper places.”