I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyone. You get the scoop.
I fall into that nebulous, quote-unquote, normal American woman size that legions of fashion stylists detest. For the record, I'm a size 8 - this week, anyway. Many stylists hate that size because I think to them, it shows that I lack the discipline to be an ascetic; or the confident, sassy abandon
Here is he laid to whom for daring deed, nor friend nor foe could render worthy meed.

