Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.
“If I could stomach the awful part of being a veterinarian, which involves sticking your hand up animals' behinds, I would be a vet.”
“I've been campaigning for 17 of the last 24 months. I'm ready to legislate and not campaign.”