A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.
“I would love to tell you I've found the secret to eternal youth. I go to the gym and avoid too many chips. I love to eat, hate to work out, but if you can't count all your ribs from a distance you're considered obese.”
“I can feel a cold coming on right now, so I am going to start using collodial silver again.”