I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
“I really love the karate thing I did on CHIPs. I studied with a trainer because I knew we'd do episodes that had karate.”
“As President, I will end once and for all the use of taxpayer funds to promote the National Endowment for the Arts and other programs that subsidize amoral and degrading activities.”