I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
“We have such a high drop-out rate from musicians, said the head of the college. He was right - I dropped out before I even dropped in. Months later they were still asking what had happened to me, not realising that I was on a UK tour.”
“International institutions ought to be, as the national ones in democratic countries, established by the peoples and for the peoples.”