I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?
“A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.”
“Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.”