These days, my subjects are murder and mayhem and other terrible things that happen to people - things that are even worse than cutting yourself shaving. And these are not the sorts of things you feel the need to experience before you write about them.
“Research! A mere excuse for idleness; it has never achieved, and will never achieve any results of the slightest value.”
“The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.”