I was filling entire school notebooks with stories by Grade 3. Of course, they were double-spaced, and the handwriting was huge.
“I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done.”
“The spectacle of a great, solvent government paying a fictitious price for gold it did not want and did not need and doing it on purpose to debase the value of its own paper currency was one to astonish the world.”