Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
“A lot of people look back ten years ago and go, 'Why was I wearing that?' I look back a year ago and say the same thing. The craziest outfit I ever wore was this white suit that I wore to an awards show in L.A. that I teamed with yellow shoes. It was interesting. It popped.”
“I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.”