Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.
“I know too that we Americans like to think of ourselves as cleaner than clean, a healthy nation who would never take anything when a recent poll suggested that 65 per cent of the population would risk dying in 10 years if they would be guaranteed Olympic gold.”
“Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.”