“I used to work at this store called Music Plus in San Clemente, California, when I was growing up, and then they became Blockbuster Music, and, like, you had to get a haircut to work there, and at the time I had some pretty long hair. So after that policy was imposed, I knew that was going to be my ”

“Anyone who tries to write a memoir needs to keep in mind that what's interesting to you isn't necessarily interesting to a reader.”