There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
“When the war ends, it will be found that there was an equal amount of 'thuggery' practiced on both sides, that terrible things were done to force the final victory.”
“I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me.”