I don't know what the problem with Capitol is. Some one's got to wake 'em up. Prod 'em a little bit.
A mathematical proof is beautiful, but when you're finished, it's really only about one thing. A story can be about many things.
Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.