You're playing serious music, and you want to be taken seriously. When they get my age wrong on the program, I wish they'd make me older.
“How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.”
“An original something, dear maid, you would wish me to write; but how shall I begin? For I'm sure I have not original in me, Excepting Original Sin.”