It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
“Astronauts have been stuck in low-Earth orbit, boldly going nowhere. American attempts to kick-start a new phase of lunar exploration have stalled amid the realisation that NASA's budget is too small for the job.”
“Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.”