“If I didn't start singing in the cabarets and on my albums, I could have never even tried something like 'Capone.'”

“Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.”