“I've got news for you: There are going to be people other than Christians in the hereafter. What are you going to do about it? Are you not going to go?”

“When I'm watching somebody act, it's a behavior editorial function - I look at someone act, and I might say, 'I don't believe him when he says that.' I don't know why I don't believe him, probably because the people that I've met, they don't act like that when they say stuff like that and mean it.”