Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
“You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth. It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.”
“I also couldn't pass up the opportunity to be in the same movie as Jack Nicholson and Glenn Close.”