In real life, there are names that surprise us because they don't seem to suit the person at all.
“The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of one's day and every night to examine the results obtained.”
“If you're sitting in that audience ready to fight me from the very beginning, I'm going to have a hard time getting to you. But if you've got a heart at all, I'm going to get it.”