You have to carry so many archetypes as an actor, especially as a blonde-haired, blue-eyed one.
“My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.”
“My peers, lately, have found companionship through means of intoxication - it makes them sociable. I, however, cannot force myself to use drugs to cheat on my loneliness - it is all that I have - and when the drugs and alcohol dissipate, will be all that my peers have as well.”