In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
“Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it.”
“You're allowed to make things for women on television and there's not like... you don't have to go through the humiliation of having made something directed at women. There it's just accepted, whereas if it's a feature, it's like 'So, talk to me about chick flicks.'”