In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.
“If you come on my property, I've got you from the second that you enter on. There's little lasers... my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there's no way to sneak up on me. And I've got a loud dog.”
“I always like the idea of doing interviews with somebody but completely seriously not ever mentioning what that person is generally known for.”