I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it.
“The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.”
“I say all the time I think there should be some courses in the regular schooling system that isn't, even like about credit, things that matter later in life. I learned the harder way: 'Look, I got a $500 credit card in the mail, let's go shopping!'”