Perhaps one of the only positive pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself; never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet.
“Um, what I found though about the Christian Brothers is this: that they were certainly muscular.”
“Actresses are nightmares. I don't hang out with any of them. That's a problem with my profession. I try not to be like an actress.”