Check bags are fun. I just make sure there won't be anything illegal in my check bag which is forbidden at a cabin of a plane. Just leaving things like scissors and such out of my carry-on things in order to avoid troubles with some certain airline, y'know.
“Well, I have an undergraduate degree, a couple of bachelor's degrees, from the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy.”
“I think that former leaders are best seen occasionally and not too often heard - particularly on the subject of their successors!”