I remember one of my last shows, the Final Jeopardy! clue was something like 'These two boys' names are top 10 boys' names in the U.S., they both end with the same letter, and they're both names of Jesus' apostles.' Now, obviously that's not a knowable fact.
“When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.”
“Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil.”